terms to use instead of sex (which is a bad word don’t use it):
- the do
- dingle dangle
- frick frack
- happy happy fun time
Bonus: stuck the thingy in the you-know-what
one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people
~sings~ all I want for Christmas is a Gallifrey One ticket
you know what would be cool? a show about, like, vigilante Victorian prostitutes hunting down Jack the Ripper.
They never did figure out why he stopped killing. And most serial killers don’t stop unless they are stopped. I’m just saying.
HOLY CATS I WANT TO WRITE AND DRAW THIS AS A GRAPHIC NOVEL
OMG THE RESEARCH ALONE WOULD BE AWESOME