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I had just gave birth to a bubble filled with my own hope and wonder. Despite feeling empty after it, I was simply glad to see my reflection in that bubble. Also, I was sitting on a bear chair for some reason.
I truly think the meaning of life is sharing food with people you love
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just realizes olive oil comes from olives…. much to think about
i will not have y’all humiliate me like you did when i said i thought microwaves just blew hot air on the food
Bro.
i thought the spinning helped it cock faster leave me ALONE????
stop reblogging this i can’t be known for this
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Writing is not about ‘telling an epic story’ or 'making something that will outlive you’. Writing is about going “You know what would be fucking awesome?” and then committing word crimes
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reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube
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If they ever have a baseball team on a space station and the first baseman doesn’t make everyone else call them the first outerspaceman I will be so disappointed
I think he prefers to be called The Emissary of the Prophets
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An apple farmer and a garlic farmer team up to fight their mutual nemesis, a vampire doctor
Dr. Acula
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sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”
So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.
And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.
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